Monday, April 8, 2013

Hi there new friends

Hi welcome to my blog whoever happens to stumble upon this. Stumbling upon it is the only way you will ever find this. Pity really, I have been told I am quite funny at times. I don't tend to believe it. I just say things the way I see them but try to filter them with a little polite diplomacy. I don't know exactly how that is funny. 
So, about now you may ask yourself, well, you want to ask me but I'm not there I'm behind some screen somewhere in the great Pacific Northwest, where is this going and why should I keep reading? The answer, new friends, is nowhere in particular. Enjoy the journey. The destination is irrelevant at this point. Honestly, put your preoccupation with having to have it all mapped out aside for a tick. It won't do you any good now anyway. The other answer is you're bored. You clearly have nothing better to do. That is rude! How dare I insult my new friend like that! Listen, we've talked about this already. The only way to get here is by stumbling upon it. That means you were screwing around on the internets with no real intent of being productive for a few hours. I get it. It is totally ok, as long as your boss doesn't catch you. 
You let your boss catch you goofing of and wasting company time to talk to me? Firstly. I'm flattered ;). Secondly, get back to work you lazy slacker! I'm sure this is not the first time you've pissed your boss of today. You need this job. Make some cookies or cupcakes for tomorrow an everything will be ok. I'll even give you a recipe. It will be delicious and everyone will be happy. 
So, what will we talk about? Just life stuff, the things I see and hear, my random adventures, the fun and excitement that run alongside frustration and failure. I live in Portland where there is an endless supply of crazy to witness.  You will hear about my interactions with these crazy people. You will hear about my attempts at being a badass in the outdoors, artsy crafty stuff, cool music, road trips, and any other idea that passes through my brain that I deem interesting enough to tell you about.
Ok so nice to meet you. I have to go but please come back soon.